I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Randomize