I got chris browned last night
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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