I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
operation harelip BJ is a go
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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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