Sry I called you an 8
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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