He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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