please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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