You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Let's paint friendship bongs
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
third nipple confirmed
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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