He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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