So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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