Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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