should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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