Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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