I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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