whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We are two peas in an std pod
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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