i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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