And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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