Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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