I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.