I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Girls should come with a carfax report
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it