This girl is more easily done than said...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer