I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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