Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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