I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Randomize
