Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Randomize
