I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.