spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?