I feel great
I just peed on a car
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.