He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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