why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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