Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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