He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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