every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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