So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I still have a little drunk in my system
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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