Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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