My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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