I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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