I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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