i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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