sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My first STD was from a foam party
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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