wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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