you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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