Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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