We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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