I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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