Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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