You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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