Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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