He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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