You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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