Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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