The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I want to be your penis for a week.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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