i always forget guys have bellybuttons
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You are a genius and a whore.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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