oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm too high and old for this...
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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