i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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