i just wanna soil my oats bro
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
