Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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