I wannas sexs uuuuu
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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