I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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