Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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