I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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