note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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